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« Reply #510 on: December 13, 2011, 01:21:12 PM » |
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« Reply #510 on: December 13, 2011, 01:21:12 PM » |
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« Reply #511 on: December 22, 2011, 11:01:44 PM » |
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A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain
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« Reply #512 on: December 22, 2011, 11:46:34 PM » |
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A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain
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Adversity and the 'big occasion' doesn't change a fighter - it only reveals them.
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« Reply #513 on: January 03, 2012, 09:58:23 AM » |
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The mother of Caster Semenya, women's 800m world champion, has expressed her outrage at her daughter having to undergo an Olympics gender test. She said, "This is a real kick in the bollocks for my daughter."
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« Reply #514 on: January 03, 2012, 09:59:33 AM » |
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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« Reply #515 on: January 03, 2012, 10:03:30 AM » |
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I ended up in jail at the weekend and got violently bum-raped. I can't help thinking my family take Monopoly a bit too seriously.
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« Reply #516 on: January 03, 2012, 10:23:37 AM » |
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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« Reply #517 on: January 03, 2012, 11:38:36 AM » |
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
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"Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience".
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« Reply #518 on: January 06, 2012, 01:03:49 PM » |
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Pierre, a middle-aged French tourist on his first visit to London, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away. Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.
They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.
The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Pierre. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.
Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.
So she goes over to Pierre and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits on his lap.
Pierre leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Euros?"
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« Reply #519 on: January 06, 2012, 03:29:08 PM » |
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Rebecca Giggs is in big brother, makes a change from big brother being in Rebecca Giggs!
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« Reply #520 on: January 10, 2012, 01:18:34 PM » |
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Stop Press - Nigella Lawson seen running out of Tescos with what appeared to be two large melons under her coat!
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« Reply #521 on: January 11, 2012, 09:24:04 AM » |
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worral Thompson jacket!
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« Reply #522 on: January 11, 2012, 09:54:03 AM » |
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« Reply #523 on: January 11, 2012, 09:55:19 AM » |
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Oooops again....  |
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« Reply #524 on: January 12, 2012, 10:17:42 PM » |
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It's official - Jesus was Irish!
1. He had 12 drinking friends
2. He trained as a carpenter to work on buildings
3. He was unemployed
4. He lived with his mother until he was 33
5. He thought his mother was a virgin
6. His mother thought he was God
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