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« Reply #525 on: January 12, 2012, 10:48:06 PM » |
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Rebecca Giggs is in big brother, makes a change from big brother being in Rebecca Giggs!
Isn't she called Natasha?  |
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« Reply #525 on: January 12, 2012, 10:48:06 PM » |
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« Reply #526 on: January 13, 2012, 09:11:54 AM » |
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Was watching a nature program last night and it said that a bull can make love 3000 times a year the mrs said why can't you do that? I said ask the bull if he is doing the same misreable cow every time
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Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
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« Reply #527 on: January 13, 2012, 11:13:09 AM » |
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Was watching a nature program last night and it said that a bull can make love 3000 times a year the mrs said why can't you do that? I said ask the bull if he is doing the same misreable cow every time
Probably the funniest joke i will read/hear this year! (i no we are still in jan  ) |
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« Reply #528 on: January 13, 2012, 05:19:29 PM » |
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A Glaswegian Take's His Girlfriend Home For The First Time & Say's To His Parent's...This Is Amanda...His Father Jump's Up & Say's It's A Fooking What.
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Adversity and the 'big occasion' doesn't change a fighter - it only reveals them.
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« Reply #529 on: January 13, 2012, 07:51:05 PM » |
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It's official - Jesus was Irish!
1. He had 12 drinking friends
2. He trained as a carpenter to work on buildings
3. He was unemployed
4. He lived with his mother until he was 33
5. He thought his mother was a virgin
6. His mother thought he was God
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« Reply #530 on: January 14, 2012, 01:56:57 PM » |
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your a bad man
I only copied it, I didn't think it up. |
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« Reply #531 on: January 14, 2012, 03:35:17 PM » |
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Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect female - Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible.
or, as an acronym, B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
A wise man once said "You should treat your women the way you treat your vacuum. When it stops sucking, change the bag."
Prince William said he didn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a shit, he went anyway.
Just £3 will buy water and food for a family in Africa . But don't let your heart rule your head. Safeways are doing 4 Stella Artois for £2-99.
100 people from Manchester were asked today if they thought Britain should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the Giro.
I've just watched the Simpsons and realised it's a load of boll*cks. Who would put a load of funny yellow people in charge of running a nuclear power station?
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« Reply #532 on: January 15, 2012, 08:44:41 PM » |
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Lionel Richie has cancelled all his upcoming shows on cruise ships. Dancing on the Ceiling just doesn't seem to have the appeal any more!
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« Reply #533 on: January 15, 2012, 08:52:16 PM » |
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Bad day today. I left the door open on the budgie cage and he got out and shagged the dog.
If anyone is interested, I now have some puppies going cheep.
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« Reply #534 on: January 15, 2012, 08:56:06 PM » |
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Lionel Richie has cancelled all his upcoming shows on cruise ships. Dancing on the Ceiling just doesn't seem to have the appeal any more!
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« Reply #535 on: January 18, 2012, 04:28:09 PM » |
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I just bought a lottery ticket for a Mediterranean cruise - last week's was a rollover!
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« Reply #536 on: January 18, 2012, 04:32:31 PM » |
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My wife caught me wanking to an online picture of her best friend. 'You sick bastard', she said. 'No I'm not', I said, 'it's a picture of her when she was still alive!'
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« Reply #537 on: January 18, 2012, 04:34:40 PM » |
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I was text cheating on my wife when I accidentally sent one of the messages to her! It took forever to explain how come I couldn't wait to suck her cock!
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« Reply #538 on: January 18, 2012, 04:36:14 PM » |
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I tried to log on to my ipad. Turns out it was an etch-a-sketch and I don't own an ipad. Also, I'm out of Vodka!
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« Reply #539 on: January 18, 2012, 05:42:05 PM » |
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I was text cheating on my wife when I accidentally sent one of the messages to her! It took forever to explain how come I couldn't wait to suck her cock!
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