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[CelticHiggo]

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

That has always baffled me.Surely they could have come up with something better than that.

[Flo]

Knock yourself out with The Fall!

http://fall.byethost13.com/lyrics.html

[cowboy55]

Fish heads. By Barnes & Barnes(Chorus and first verse)
Fish heads fish headsRoly poly fish headsfish heads fish eat them up, yum!
In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

(chorus)

Ask a fish head anything you want tothey wont answer they cant talk.

(chorus)

I took a fish head out to see a mooovie
didnt have to pay to get it in.

(chorus)

They don't play baseballthey don't wear sweaters
they're not good dancers
They dont play drums!!

(chorus)

Rolypoly fishheads are never seen drinking capachino in Italian restaurants
with oriental women!!!!!
Yeah!
Fish heads fish headsroly poly fish headsfish heads fish eat them up Yum!
YEEAAHHHH!!!!!!


chorus:fish heads fish heads
           rolly polly fish heads
           fish heads fish heads
            eat them up Yum

[Floydman]

absolute balderdash

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

[Flo]

Fish heads. By Barnes & Barnes(Chorus and first verse)
Fish heads fish headsRoly poly fish headsfish heads fish eat them up, yum!
In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

(chorus)

Ask a fish head anything you want tothey wont answer they cant talk.

(chorus)

I took a fish head out to see a mooovie
didnt have to pay to get it in.

(chorus)

They don't play baseballthey don't wear sweaters
they're not good dancers
They dont play drums!!

(chorus)

Rolypoly fishheads are never seen drinking capachino in Italian restaurants
with oriental women!!!!!
Yeah!
Fish heads fish headsroly poly fish headsfish heads fish eat them up Yum!
YEEAAHHHH!!!!!!


chorus:fish heads fish heads
           rolly polly fish heads
           fish heads fish heads
            eat them up Yum

I used to LOVE fishheads! Anywhere I can download it?

[Gortonian]

Didnt an Alanis Morrisette song have the lyric, 'what about those transparent dangling carrots'?

Freak-a-zoid!!

[Leve Lad]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

(double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger club
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
who's chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooyy....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodedreP nu yos
[It's the Chorus backwards]

(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Nlehh...)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(Sprechen Sie Deutsch hier, Baby!)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )

 

[Skav]

Ieeaiaio by System of a Down:


Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper,
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Why!

Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger, Why!

A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered, Why.

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,woo,woo,woo,woo,woo,woo,woo!

AA EE EH AA EH AA OH
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH, Why
As we light up the sky.

Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper,
Peter's pecker picked another
Pickle bearing pussy pepper, Why!

Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.
Winked an eye and point a finger, Why!

A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
A former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered, Why.

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, woo,woo,woo,woo,woo,woo,woo

AA EE EH AA EH AA OH
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH, Why
As we light up the sky.
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH, Why
As we light up the sky.

Mine delusions acquainted,
Bubbles erotica,
Plutonium wedding rings,
Icicles stretching,
Bicycle's shoestrings,
One flag, flag number one,
Painting the paintings of the alive!

AA EE EH AA EH AA OH
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH, Why
As we light up the sky.
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH
AA EE EH AA EH AA OH, Why
As we light up the sky!